29 Tweets - February 16 - Please Not Texas

Discovered I don't want to mess with Texas. Army exiled us there: 6 months. After, we gratefully returned 2 Monterey coast.

29 Tweets - February 15 - I Get Professional

Working at a Fat Farm I discover my talent for management and have my first professional massage. No.1 son starts school

29 Tweets - February 14 - Second Marriage

California! We start tradition of marrying every five years. We restate our vows at dawn, looking over Bay while bagpipes play.

29 Tweets - February 13 - Bloody Fingers

Major bout of unemployment puts spouse in Army as Korean Linguist. Kids in separate accidents go to ER to reattach fingers.

29 Tweets - February 12 - And Now We are Four

"This is MY BABY!" a proud 15 month old declares to admirers of sister. Papa gifts Mama wi vasectomy; worry free sex FTW!

29 Tweets - February 11 - A Very Busy Year

Married. Senior in HS. Win State 4 Drama & Original Oratory. National Honor Society. Son born 5 days b4 graduation. #Happy

29 Tweets - February 10 - I was a Teen-aged Mother

One year from Drama Medalist, to Shakespeare's Katrina, to lover, to pregnant, to Senior, to Married. A hectic pace for change. 

29 Tweets - February 9 - Drama Geeks in Love

Teen years blur of theater, rodeos n boys in every town, none allowed to do more than kiss me. Then BAM! Love! Passion! CMC!

29 Tweets - February 8 - Raped, then Beaten by Gender Politics

Breasts grow in with a vengeance. School nickname is 'Boobs'. Raped by 1st love - can't tell cuz '77 WY culture says its my fault*












* Just a note: Some girls still get blamed for rape today. Teach your son control, teach your daughters defense and teach both RESPECT!

29 Tweets - February 7 - A Star is Born

City kids hate on Sh*t kicker me. First kiss is marred by chewing tobacco.  A new found passion for acting provides escape.